Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Kentucky | Tier 1: Champions Classic winners. Definitely going undefeated and playing in the national championship game - ESPN, probably. |
2 | Duke | |
3 | Virginia | Tier 2: Great teams that have beaten a real team (thanks ACC network!) |
4 | Louisville | |
5 | North Carolina | |
6 | Michigan State | Tier 3: Champions Classic losers, Tevin was fouled |
7 | Kansas | |
8 | Memphis | Tier 4: Great teams that ain't played no one yet pawwwwwwl |
9 | Gonzaga | |
10 | Villanova | |
11 | Texas Tech | |
12 | Maryland | Tier 5: Maryland |
13 | Arizona | Tier 6: Yo nice win |
14 | Texas | |
15 | Ohio State | |
16 | Washington | |
17 | Auburn | |
18 | Saint Mary's | |
19 | Colorado | |
20 | Oregon | Tier 7: The group of schools you'd apply to if you're a Catholic from Ohio and you just really like ducks |
21 | Marquette | |
22 | Providence | |
23 | Seton Hall | (Starting with VT, Tier 8: Beat a real team and is undefeated) |
24 | Xavier | (Starting with Utah St., Tier 9: Ran up the score more effectively than everyone else) |
25 | Virginia Tech | 26. Oklahoma 27. Oregon St. 28. Georgia Tech 29. Utah St. 30. Arkansas 31. Epstein didn't kill himself. |