Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Baylor | Congrats for not getting Covid |
2 | Gonzaga | Was gonna put you at 1, but you got Covid before you played Baylor |
3 | Iowa | Play somebody so I can keep you here |
4 | Villanova | What a stone cold win over Texas. This team is legit. |
5 | Texas | Your 2020 winners of the Maui Bump! Texas is back. |
6 | Creighton | I really hope y'all can keep this up once you play somebody |
7 | Houston | These guards are amazing. In the words of the great Bill Walton, "This is the best I've ever seen them play." |
8 | West Virginia | The Mountain Mamas have proved themselves. But their real test: Can Derek Culver make a free throw? The jury is still out. |
9 | Michigan State | Izzo's Green Giants are walking a thin tightrope right now that Kansas and Kentucky already fell off. This is a critical week for MSU. |
10 | Duke | Duke doesn't reach full potential until January. So I'll just slide them here for now. |
11 | Arizona State | Undefeated in the Pac 12. Tied for First. Cheers Sun Devils, right behind the real Devils. |
12 | Florida State | Solid win vs North Florida. Ole' Lenny Hamilton will have his squad ready to take on the Hoosiers. |
13 | Illinois | Are you guys good? Or nah? Figure it out. Or I drop you more like Kansas. |
14 | North Carolina | That game against Texas really impressed me. You still can't shoot though, and that really worries me. |
15 | Rutgers | Honestly you haven't done anything to make me move you up or down, so here you go. |
16 | Texas Tech | Tech needs to impress me more. They aren't playing with the same fire that past Tech teams have played with. Pick it up, Beard. |
17 | San Diego State | They might have the best defense in the NCAA, no joke. No stars. Team basketball. Right where they left off, but without Flynn. |
18 | Richmond | The Spidermen beat Kentucky, and they're still rolling. Definitely contenders in the A 10. |
19 | Oklahoma State | No bias here. Cade Cunningham. The Mike Boynton press. Th Cowboys have a chip on their shoulder, and they look very very good. |
20 | Wisconsin | Ok you lost to Marquette, which the team above you absolutely destroyed. So play better. |
21 | Louisville | Chris Mack is the Stone Cold Steve Austin of the NCAA. No wonder Calipari was scared to schedule him. |
22 | Virginia Tech | Struggled with VMI, but there was some flukiness to the game, so I'll just keep you here. |
23 | Michigan | I doubted you vs Oakland, then looked back and there was some flukiness to the game. Good win vs UCF. This team still looks good. |
24 | Missouri | MIZ...ZOU. I don't know a single player on this team, but boy are they winning at a rate they haven't had in a decade. Props. |
25 | St. Louis | This team deserves more love. They're a good team who beat LSU. Rank them. |