Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Kentucky | Scary freshmen as usual. |
2 | Duke | |
3 | Maryland | High hopes, high pressure. Like when you wanta fart silently in a crowded room, only time will tell what comes out. |
4 | North Carolina | Like to give them the benefit of the doubt with all the hype, but their shooting last two years still gives me nightmares. |
5 | Kansas | #freediallo |
6 | Iowa State | Georges Niang. New coach. ISU is a boulder at the top of a rollercoaster. They will either get stuck up top or fall off the edge |
7 | Oklahoma | Buddy Hield |
8 | Arizona | |
9 | Virginia | Sexy coach |
10 | Villanova | Stupid sexy coach |
11 | Wichita State | Not sexy coach. |
12 | Michigan State | |
13 | Indiana | |
14 | California | Frosh. Like I walked by them this summer and they were intimidating, so I guess that warrants a 14 on the "playing scrubs" poll |
15 | Gonzaga | |
16 | Utah | |
17 | Vanderbilt | |
18 | UConn | |
19 | Notre Dame | |
20 | Baylor | |
21 | Cincinnati | Windmills and high scoring. |
22 | Purdue | |
23 | Butler | |
24 | Michigan | |
25 | LSU | Don't trust em. |