marktheshark34's Ballot for Week 2 of 2015-16
Submitted on Monday, November 16, 2015 at 8:51AM EST
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
 Maryland
|
Give Varun Ram the rock and get the fuck out of the way. |
| 2 |
Kansas
|
I can't wait to beat "The Ukrainmaker" nickname and BITCH I'M FRANK MASON into the ground again this year! |
| 3 |
North Carolina
|
Tons of talent, but only 2 decent shooters are guy who can't stay healthy and guy who changed which hand he shoots with mid-career |
| 4 |
Virginia
|
DID YOU KNOW: If UVA has 3 straight 30 win seasons, the government legally has to step in and end CBB? STOP RUINING THIS FOR EVERYONE, UVA |
| 5 |
Kentucky
|
Here's an interesting thought I had about Kentucky that just may spark a compelling debate: In a 7-game series with NBA rules, could Kentuck |
| 6 |
Duke
|
I was off by a year. CTRL + F "Grayson Allen" http://grantland.com/features/mark-titus-top-12-ncaa-rankings-admitting-a-love-for-duke/ |
| 7 |
Oklahoma
|
#SecondBestBig12Team |
| 8 |
Wichita State
|
Pfft. Their best win of the year is freaking Charleston Southern. PLAY A REAL SCHEDULE, SHOCKERS. |
| 9 |
Indiana
|
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN |
| 10 |
Villanova
|
No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm not getting sucked into this trap again. My heart still hasn't healed from last season. |
| 11 |
Iowa State
|
Georges Niang should tell everyone his name is actually pronounced "Gorgeous" and he was just being nice all along by not correcting us. |
| 12 |
Gonzaga
|
Karnowski and Sabonis are college basketball's most badass beefcakes. Just look at them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcVSLcaW58 |
| 13 |
California
|
Rabb had 14 and 13 in 16 minutes against Rice and he's probably Cal's 3rd-best player? My god. |
| 14 |
Purdue
|
You have no idea how much it upsets me that we'll probably never see Swanigan, Hammons, and Haas on the court at the same time. #FIREPAINTER |
| 15 |
Arizona
|
Zeus "Zeus" Zeuszeuski? Zeus "Zeus" Zeuszeuski. |
| 16 |
Utah
|
Larry Krystkowiak is at the top of my "coaches I want to grab a beer and shoot the shit with" list by a wide margin. So there's that. |
| 17 |
Michigan State
|
Valentine was on track to be most-hated player in B1G since Craft, yet now he's everyone's loveable NPOY darkhorse. F that noise. |
| 18 |
Butler
|
Butler is undersized, experienced, and half their roster is white. THEY'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT YOU, COLLEGE BASKETBALL. |
| 19 |
UConn
|
UConn is good but not great, so I thin--ahh shit, they're going to win the national title, doesn't it? |
| 20 |
Michigan
|
"Oh goddamit, not again..." -Michigan fans watching their frontcourt do big, goofy white guy shit all season |
| 21 |
Baylor
|
I'm thinking this is the year "Is Scott Drew a good coach?" officially becomes college basketball's version of "Is Joe Flacco an elite QB?" |
| 22 |
Cincinnati
|
Cincy's highlight mix will just be vicious screens and UC defenders clotheslining people, set to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFK5Oh10os |
| 23 |
Notre Dame
|
I miss Jerian Grant already. |
| 24 |
LSU
|
Ben Simmons will look you in the eye as he grabs your girlfriend's boob. He doesn't give a shit. |
| 25 |
Vanderbilt
|
The Kevin Stallings Cycle is making another turn, which means 1 or 2 more years of decent Vandy bball before they go back to the NIT! |