/r/CollegeBasketball Poll

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Auburn	According to all known laws of aviation
2	Gonzaga	there is no way that a bee should be able to fly
3	Houston	Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
4	Duke	The bee, of course, flies anyways
5	Arizona	Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
6	Baylor	Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
7	UCLA	Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
8	Villanova	Barry! Breakfast is ready!
9	Kansas	Ooming! Hang on a second.
10	Wisconsin	Hello? - Barry? - Adam?
11	Marquette	- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
12	Michigan State	Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
13	Purdue	Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
14	Kentucky	A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here.
15	Texas Tech	- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
16	Ohio State	Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
17	Xavier	- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.
18	Davidson	Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school.
19	Providence	Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
20	Iowa State	You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
21	UConn	Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
22	Colorado State	Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
23	Alabama	Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
24	Tennessee	I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
25	Maine	maddy! team of the week: i feel bad for them

maddydotcom's Ballot for Week 12 of 2021-22