Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Auburn | You did it! You beat Kentucky. Take your #1 now. Don't blow it like the others. |
2 | Gonzaga | You're going to be stuck here for a long time. Probably. |
3 | Arizona | Chances to vault to no. 1 with win over UCLA next week. |
4 | Baylor | You're a final four |
5 | Kansas | Congrats you didn't lose. |
6 | Houston | i have no clue what to think of you |
7 | Purdue | Haha you lost. But still hard to drop further on a H2H basis. |
8 | Texas Tech | Mark Adams is all of the high end talent this team needs. |
9 | UCLA | You have the chance to prove you aren't a fraud next week. Don't waste it |
10 | Duke | You lost because you did a Texas and forgot what a rebound is. |
11 | Villanova | |
12 | Michigan State | |
13 | Kentucky | At least you gave yourself a chance. |
14 | Wisconsin | At least this stops Gary from putting you fuckers at 3. A bit too reliant on Johnny. |
15 | USC | The University of Spoiled Children did not lose. Good job. |
16 | Tennessee | Ok ok i was wrong. Your resume is better than i thought it was here ya go. |
17 | Ohio State | |
18 | Providence | |
19 | LSU | Ok i'm just going to look away bc they were all tough games. Don't make me regret this. |
20 | Iowa State | Beginning of the. I'm just throwing teams in places. You survive bc u are in the Big 12 |
21 | UConn | I'm just throwing teams around now it feels. |
22 | Alabama | |
23 | Murray State | Hey a mid-major. Impressive at-large argument. |
24 | Marquette | Does this hurt. But they beat fucking nova and they're running amok in the big east so I kind of have to. |
25 | TCU | Another interesting resume to deduct at the end of the season. |