Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Kentucky | But could they beat the Sixers? |
2 | Iowa State | Fuckin' good ass basketball team and they've shown they don't need to hit threes to win. |
3 | Maryland | Maryland is gonna miss Dez Wells big-time later in the season. |
4 | Michigan State | Denzel Valentine is mediocre. |
5 | North Carolina | Marcus Paige wouldn't have let UNC lose @ UNI. They need him. |
6 | Kansas | This team is scary good if Self can get Diallo to coexist with Bragg, Ellis, etc. |
7 | Oklahoma | Buddy Hield needs to work on his jumper. Very good player otherwise. |
8 | Duke | Grayson Allen has a ridiculously punchable face. |
9 | Villanova | Since Mayor McDreamy left to take over the Bulls, Jay Wright is now the most attractive coach in America. |
10 | Virginia | Tony Bennett is the second most attractive coach in America. |
11 | Xavier | Xavier fucked Dayton in one of the most impressive wins of the week. |
12 | Purdue | They got dem big boys. |
13 | Syracuse | Fuckin' 2-3 zone-playin' bitches. |
14 | Cincinnati | |
15 | Vanderbilt | Fuckin' nerdz. |
16 | Miami (FL) | I feel like this Miami team could win anywhere from 20-27 games this year and I wouldn't be surprised at either of those extremes. |
17 | Texas A&M | Danuel House is legit. |
18 | Oregon | |
19 | Dayton | They win close games and Charles Cooke can light it up. Even with the Sunday loss to Xavier I think they're a top 25 team. |
20 | Baylor | I'm all aboard the Rico Gathers and Taureen Prince hype train. |
21 | Butler | |
22 | Northern Iowa | Washpun has range. He can hit from anywhere inside half-court and sometimes beyond it, too. |
23 | West Virginia | Press Virginia is Best Virginia (except for Virginia, of course) |
24 | Louisville | |
25 | Colorado State | Their only loss is a 2OT game, and they've beaten a really good UNI team on the road (ask UNC about winning @ UNI). |