Iowa State University LogoJonJaysBooty's Ballot for Week 9 of 2015-16

Submitted on Monday, January 4, 2016 at 2:07AM EST
RankTeamReason
1 University of Oklahoma Logo Oklahoma MONDAY NIGHT FINNA BE SO FUCKIN' HYPE, BOYS.
2 University of Kansas Logo Kansas DID I MENTION HOW FUCKIN' HYPE MONDAY NIGHT FINNA BE?
3 University of Maryland, College Park Logo Maryland Their win over Northwestern was more of a blowout than the final score indicated.
4 University of Virginia Logo Virginia Honestly I'm not real high on UVA but they keep winning and they've piled up some really nice wins.
5 University of Arizona Logo Arizona They keep winning, too. Frankly it's mildly annoying.
6 Iowa State University Logo Iowa State This is partly a result of Xavier, Sparty and Butler losing + partly a result of being one missed wide open three from winning @ Oklahoma.
7 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Logo North Carolina They've played two true road games and lost them both; this week they have two road games. Methinks Syracuse beats them on Saturday.
8 Texas A&M University Logo Texas A&M They're playing really close games. Need to blow some teams out to really impress IMO.
9 Villanova University Logo Villanova Hard for me to put them any higher right now. Their two losses were so ugly.
10 University of Iowa Logo Iowa Playing at right about their ceiling right now. Gesell is quietly putting together a helluva senior campaign.
11 University of Kentucky Logo Kentucky HOW ARE THE ONE-AND-DONES TREATIN' YA NOW, CAL? (jk it's working pretty damn well)
12 Duke University Logo Duke Duke is puke or something idk
13 Michigan State University Logo Michigan State Yeah so they miss Denzel a little bit I think idk
14 Southern Methodist University Logo SMU Yes, they're undefeated. They've only played one KenPom top 50 team, though.
15 Purdue University Logo Purdue Bob Huggins just had an hour-long jerk session watching Purdue-Iowa film, dreaming of a matchup with the Boilermakers in March.
16 Providence College Logo Providence What even
17 University of South Carolina Logo South Carolina Still haven't played a top 50 KenPom team (and only play four all year, somehow-- although rankings change) so I'm still skeptical.
18 University of Miami (Florida) Logo Miami (FL) I can't get over the home loss to Northeastern followed by the OT win @ Nebraska.
19 Saint Mary's College of California Logo Saint Mary's As I've said all along, any team that can beat Utah Valley by 15 deserves to be ranked.
20 West Virginia University Logo West Virginia They'll prey on the weak of the Big 12 and go 1-5 against the top three teams. I don't buy them as legitimate contenders.
21 Xavier University Logo Xavier What the FUCK
22 University of Louisville Logo Louisville THEY FINALLY BEAT A SOMEWHAT RESPECTABLE TEAM
23 Butler University Logo Butler Please refer to my analysis on Xavier.
24 University of Dayton Logo Dayton Please refer to my analysis on Virginia.
25 University of Colorado Logo Colorado Man I dunno, they win when they should win and they lose when they should lose.