Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Kansas | Here for now, but considering it took you 3OT in your own building to get here, leaves you a tad suspect. |
2 | Oklahoma | Consider this "1b". Taking the guy nipping at your heels to 3OT in their own building is nothing to sneeze at. |
3 | Maryland | Rest easy, Wahoo fans. Everyone knows that they're just holding the spot warm for you until you figure out your issues..... NOT! |
4 | Michigan State | Denzel who? |
5 | North Carolina | Where we're going, we don't need timeouts! |
6 | Xavier | Everyone's got one bad game in them somewhere. |
7 | Villanova | 14 straight games to start the season in which the final margin was in double digits. Win or lose, Nova does it big. |
8 | West Virginia | This is when you realize how scary good the Big XII can be. |
9 | Miami (FL) | Yet somehow this strikes fear in the hearts of exactly no one. |
10 | SMU | Becoming the winningest team to be left out of the dance would be the most Pony Express thing ever. God help us all if this doesn't happen. |
11 | Duke | FOLLEM CANISTRUM DUCIS DELENDA EST! |
12 | Providence | 2-2 in games that end with a 64 on the scoreboard. Not sure what this means when you fill out your brackets. But it means something. |
13 | Purdue | Everyone's got one bad game....., or two....., in them somewhere. |
14 | Iowa State | Maybe you should consider that court-storming thing again. |
15 | South Carolina | It doesn't matter anymore, they're playing with House Money. P.S.-RIP Bill Foster. |
16 | Kentucky | Never mind LSU. That rapper guy is gonna get Cleveland State in a HELLA lot of trouble. |
17 | Texas A&M | What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!! |
18 | Baylor | They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. |
19 | Louisville | I'm working on a theory that Rick Pitino's etiquette improves inversely with the quality of his opponent. |
20 | Arizona | As they do everyday, city municipal workers along Sunset Boulevard are sweeping up what little remains of broken hearts & shattered dreams. |
21 | Virginia | Everyone's got one bad game...., or two...., or three...., in them somewhere |
22 | Pitt | Here thanks to a schedule sponsored by Charmin(TM). The roll runs out at the end of January though. |
23 | Gonzaga | Sprinkles are for winners :| |
24 | Iowa | 2-2 against ranked opponents. 10-1 against anyone else. Go figure. |
25 | Indiana | Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself! |