Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Kentucky | They're pretty good. |
2 | Wisconsin | Bo "Nosferatu was my father" Ryan |
3 | Arizona | I like Sean. |
4 | Duke | Fuck em |
5 | Kansas | Fuck em too |
6 | Louisville | Pitino looks like a mobster |
7 | North Carolina | Roy's their boy |
8 | Wichita State | Cleanthony will be missed |
9 | Iowa State | Niang is hungry |
10 | Florida | Shaka was Billy's apprentice |
11 | Villanova | Ehh |
12 | UConn | Terry Larrier is ours! |
13 | Texas | Justin Bieber does not help recruiting |
14 | Virginia | |
15 | San Diego State | Steve Fisher still coaches? |
16 | VCU | We're the best |
17 | SMU | Biggest snub last year. |
18 | Oklahoma | Boomer Sooner |
19 | Michigan | They gave me PTSD |
20 | Gonzaga | Zags gonna Zag |
21 | Nebraska | Nebrasketball |
22 | Stanford | That team is probably smarter than I'll ever be |
23 | Dayton | Archie is better than Sean |
24 | Minnesota | I imagine Richard is the Al Pacino to Rick's Marlon Brando |
25 | GW | So many people are sleeping on them |