Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Villanova | Ryan Archipelago, Perry Ellis, and Fred VanVleet would be a hype big 3 on the "Is on their 6th year of eligibility" team |
2 | Iowa | *Indiana and Minnesota Athletics departments rush to hire team optometrist* |
3 | Oklahoma | maybe one day the other players on the court will realize it would behoove them to get Buddy Heild some shots in the final minutes of games |
4 | Xavier | |
5 | Virginia | as the broncos have shown, defense wins championships |
6 | Maryland | Robert Carter the real key to success |
7 | Kansas | who got the higher hairline, perry ellis or lebron? |
8 | West Virginia | |
9 | North Carolina | |
10 | Michigan State | |
11 | Louisville | thats what damion lee gets for abandoning his home #UMD |
12 | Iowa State | |
13 | Oregon | |
14 | Miami (FL) | jimmy l working his magic |
15 | Texas A&M | |
16 | Purdue | |
17 | Arizona | |
18 | Dayton | should have lost at home to w&m if the tribe could hit a free throw |
19 | SMU | |
20 | Wichita State | I feel like I've been making Fred on Fleek jokes for at least the past 5 years, so I'm not sure how the dude still has eligibilty |
21 | USC | |
22 | Baylor | |
23 | Notre Dame | vasturia's probably a great guy but dude prolly has the most punchable face in the top 25 |
24 | Valparaiso | at least one of these two is a sweet 16 team |
25 | Saint Mary's | see above |