Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Villanova | Congratulations on an exceptionally well-played tournament. I think they should have the No. 2 ranking as well. |
2 | North Carolina | Congratulations on an exceptionally well final game. |
3 | Kansas | Perry Ellis is ready for Social Security, but is Social Security ready for Perry Ellis? |
4 | Virginia | Came within a sniff of the Final Four. ¯\_(?)_/¯ |
5 | Notre Dame | Ok, fine. I'll admit it. You're only this far up because y'all had the best cheerleaders in all of March. |
6 | Miami (FL) | |
7 | Syracuse | |
8 | Oregon | |
9 | Michigan State | |
10 | Oklahoma | Getting curb-stomped in the donkey teeth must have been a hell of an experience. |
11 | Xavier | Between you and Cinncy fans, SE Ohio Suicide hotlines must have burned thru all their overtime |
12 | Stephen F. Austin | |
13 | Northern Iowa | |
14 | Iowa State | |
15 | Maryland | |
16 | Purdue | |
17 | Duke | You're too good of a team to take a trip like that |
18 | Indiana | |
19 | Kentucky | |
20 | Texas A&M | |
21 | Providence | |
22 | West Virginia | |
23 | South Carolina | Hold the phone! |
24 | Yale | |
25 | GW | Congratulations on winning the NIT! |