Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Virginia | thanks for not losing, UVA |
2 | Michigan State | what the fuck was that first half against NW |
3 | Villanova | redeemed themselves quite nicely by dicking Xavier |
4 | Texas Tech | the baylor loss isn't too awful, and they did do well in beating Oklahoma |
5 | Gonzaga | i'd probably have the bulldogs higher if they had beaten us by a more fitting margin |
6 | Cincinnati | two losses to top-25ish teams isn't worth too hefty a punishment, imo |
7 | Duke | everyone else fuckin lost, i guess? |
8 | Xavier | you don't move up by getting dicked |
9 | North Carolina | they looked pretty good this week, i guess |
10 | Kansas | think they got p lucky against WVU, but a win is a win sometimes |
11 | Purdue | not so great loss to Wisconsin, but that PSU win is looking p good |
12 | Wichita State | i guess y'all can go here, congrats |
13 | Auburn | really tough to lose Anfernee McLemore |
14 | Ohio State | DID ANYONE *WIN* THIS WEEK? |
15 | Arizona | hey look these guys did |
16 | URI | saved by so many other losses, a close one to a good team won't cost as much |
17 | Houston | by showing my faith in this team i am dooming them to losses |
18 | Clemson | two losses ain't great, even if one is to Duke |
19 | Nevada | these guys had two wins how about that |
20 | Michigan | hello Michigan, good job this week |
21 | MT | you guys are a good mid-major, welcome to the fun zone |
22 | Saint Mary's | this team should be running the WCC outside of Gonzaga, and to fail to do so deserves a drop |
23 | Tennessee | i don't even know anymore |
24 | South Dakota State | that's the wrong logo - i do know that |
25 | St. Bonaventure | i feel as though i owe so many people apologies for this, but at the end of the day, this is the fault of no one but the gods of chaos |