Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Virginia | jesus fucking christ 7 points in an entire half |
2 | Michigan State | grats on the big 10 title, thank you for beating wisconsin |
3 | Gonzaga | fuck |
4 | Cincinnati | rebounded nicely, well done |
5 | Villanova | protip: don't lose |
6 | Duke | see, this is how you do it |
7 | North Carolina | or do it like this |
8 | Kansas | idea: equal distribution of talent between ku basketball and ku football |
9 | Xavier | i mean i can't drag you too hard for your loss |
10 | Purdue | i have nothing to say about you this week but i don't want to leave it empty |
11 | Texas Tech | have you considered not losing three games in a row |
12 | Wichita State | stasis because i don't think they're better than anybody above them |
13 | Ohio State | hey good job y'all learned how to win |
14 | URI | it is a very good thing you did not lose to lasalle, though they did win the battle of the nicknames |
15 | Auburn | hey remember what i said about purdue? yeah i'm calling that in for you too |
16 | Arizona | more like moneyzona hahahahahaha amirite |
17 | Nevada | i think nevada is a genuinely dangerous team and i would not want to play them |
18 | Houston | idea: if you go up by 50+, random students are selected to play out the game |
19 | Clemson | idea: use purple more (and teal, but clemson doesn't have teal) |
20 | MT | another team i would be v scared of |
21 | Michigan | two wins and a fall because i was more impressed by mtsu |
22 | Saint Mary's | they only beat us by 14, which is not nearly good enough to move up |
23 | Tennessee | i like orange |
24 | South Dakota State | this logo is still incorrect, poll unusuable |
25 | Loyola Chicago | pepperdine *won* a game but apparently that's not good enough to warrant ranking, which is just dumb |