Pepperdine University LogoDEP61's Ballot for Week 17 of 2017-18

Submitted on Monday, February 26, 2018 at 2:58AM EST
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1 University of Virginia Logo Virginia jesus fucking christ 7 points in an entire half
2 Michigan State University Logo Michigan State grats on the big 10 title, thank you for beating wisconsin
3 Gonzaga University Logo Gonzaga fuck
4 University of Cincinnati Logo Cincinnati rebounded nicely, well done
5 Villanova University Logo Villanova protip: don't lose
6 Duke University Logo Duke see, this is how you do it
7 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Logo North Carolina or do it like this
8 University of Kansas Logo Kansas idea: equal distribution of talent between ku basketball and ku football
9 Xavier University Logo Xavier i mean i can't drag you too hard for your loss
10 Purdue University Logo Purdue i have nothing to say about you this week but i don't want to leave it empty
11 Texas Tech University Logo Texas Tech have you considered not losing three games in a row
12 Wichita State University Logo Wichita State stasis because i don't think they're better than anybody above them
13 Ohio State University Logo Ohio State hey good job y'all learned how to win
14 University of Rhode Island Logo URI it is a very good thing you did not lose to lasalle, though they did win the battle of the nicknames
15 Auburn University Logo Auburn hey remember what i said about purdue? yeah i'm calling that in for you too
16 University of Arizona Logo Arizona more like moneyzona hahahahahaha amirite
17 University of Nevada, Reno Logo Nevada i think nevada is a genuinely dangerous team and i would not want to play them
18 University of Houston Logo Houston idea: if you go up by 50+, random students are selected to play out the game
19 Clemson University Logo Clemson idea: use purple more (and teal, but clemson doesn't have teal)
20 Middle Tennessee State University Logo MT another team i would be v scared of
21 University of Michigan Logo Michigan two wins and a fall because i was more impressed by mtsu
22 Saint Mary's College of California Logo Saint Mary's they only beat us by 14, which is not nearly good enough to move up
23 University of Tennessee Logo Tennessee i like orange
24 South Dakota State University Logo South Dakota State this logo is still incorrect, poll unusuable
25 Loyola University Chicago Logo Loyola Chicago pepperdine *won* a game but apparently that's not good enough to warrant ranking, which is just dumb