DEP61's Ballot for Week 17 of 2017-18| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Virginia
|
jesus fucking christ 7 points in an entire half |
| 2 |
Michigan State
|
grats on the big 10 title, thank you for beating wisconsin |
| 3 |
Gonzaga
|
fuck |
| 4 |
Cincinnati
|
rebounded nicely, well done |
| 5 |
Villanova
|
protip: don't lose |
| 6 |
Duke
|
see, this is how you do it |
| 7 |
North Carolina
|
or do it like this |
| 8 |
Kansas
|
idea: equal distribution of talent between ku basketball and ku football |
| 9 |
Xavier
|
i mean i can't drag you too hard for your loss |
| 10 |
Purdue
|
i have nothing to say about you this week but i don't want to leave it empty |
| 11 |
Texas Tech
|
have you considered not losing three games in a row |
| 12 |
Wichita State
|
stasis because i don't think they're better than anybody above them |
| 13 |
Ohio State
|
hey good job y'all learned how to win |
| 14 |
URI
|
it is a very good thing you did not lose to lasalle, though they did win the battle of the nicknames |
| 15 |
Auburn
|
hey remember what i said about purdue? yeah i'm calling that in for you too |
| 16 |
Arizona
|
more like moneyzona hahahahahaha amirite |
| 17 |
Nevada
|
i think nevada is a genuinely dangerous team and i would not want to play them |
| 18 |
Houston
|
idea: if you go up by 50+, random students are selected to play out the game |
| 19 |
Clemson
|
idea: use purple more (and teal, but clemson doesn't have teal) |
| 20 |
MT
|
another team i would be v scared of |
| 21 |
Michigan
|
two wins and a fall because i was more impressed by mtsu |
| 22 |
Saint Mary's
|
they only beat us by 14, which is not nearly good enough to move up |
| 23 |
Tennessee
|
i like orange |
| 24 |
South Dakota State
|
this logo is still incorrect, poll unusuable |
| 25 |
Loyola Chicago
|
pepperdine *won* a game but apparently that's not good enough to warrant ranking, which is just dumb |