Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Virginia | this team is terrifying |
2 | Cincinnati | idk where these guys came from but i like what they're doing |
3 | Michigan State | still think this team is one of the best in the nation |
4 | Gonzaga | lol y'all don't get to move up for barely beating fucking loyola marymount |
5 | Villanova | you listened to me, proud of u |
6 | Xavier | x is such a cool letter, why don't we use it more |
7 | Duke | excellent win, less excellent loss |
8 | Michigan | so these guys might be kinda decent |
9 | Kansas | how the hell is this the first sweep in the bill self era |
10 | North Carolina | you were supposed to be a shining example of winning, goddamnit |
11 | Purdue | purdon't fucking lose again |
12 | Arizona | hahahahaha more like moneyzona wow this joke gets funnier every time |
13 | Wichita State | protip: losing will hurt your ranking |
14 | Texas Tech | oh hey you stopped losing |
15 | Ohio State | at least you gave up a *nice* amount of points |
16 | Auburn | oh apparently this is one of those stretches where nobody wanted to win |
17 | Houston | wait nevermind |
18 | Tennessee | it has been reported that this is a team that plays basketball |
19 | URI | stop losing |
20 | Clemson | this team will either win it all or lose to a 12 seed in the stupidest way |
21 | Loyola Chicago | 21-24 this week is a selection of mid-major teams that i think, should they make the tourney, have great upset potential |
22 | Nevada | now, you may be wondering, what about 25? it's there, is it not? |
23 | Vermont | apparently if i were to rank pepperdine or chicago state i'd get in trouble, so in lieu of doing that, i've elected to drop SMC |
24 | St. Bonaventure | to escape a 6-25 team by three points on the back of an egregious shot clock error (among other fun shit) absolutely warrants a fall, imo |
25 | Saint Mary's | this team best get their shit together because i doubt they'll get bailed out like that again (yes, i'm angry, why do you ask?) |