Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Gonzaga | I've never been too terribly high on Gonzaga. However, they're really good this year |
2 | Kansas | Rip Kansas. Beat a top 5 opponent, don't even move up |
3 | Virginia | Don't let the fact that i've ranked Virginia 3rd distract you from the fact that 16 seed UMBC beat 1 seed Virginia 74-54 in the NCAA tourney |
4 | Duke | Zion likes Anime Cartoons |
5 | Nevada | what? i don't always put dumb shit here |
6 | Michigan | Michigan is a basketball school now |
7 | Auburn | So is Auburn |
8 | Tennessee | And Tennessee |
9 | Michigan State | Amazing comeback against Texas, able to keep composure after getting destroyed in the first 10 minutes or so |
10 | Virginia Tech | VT is now also a basketball school |
11 | Kansas State | Still has no chance at the Big 12 championship. because it never changes |
12 | North Carolina | I'm really not impressed by UNC. UCLA isn't even that good |
13 | Kentucky | Not impressed w/ Kentucky. Tennessee State gave them trouble, and their only good opponent, they god assblasted |
14 | Iowa | I'm high on Iowa. Hiowa? |
15 | Florida State | 5-7 lol |
16 | Oregon | Quack |
17 | Purdue | I think we're decent? I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop |
18 | Ohio State | THE Ohio State University |
19 | Texas Tech | DOUGH GOES IN TORTILLAS GO OUT. |
20 | Texas | HOOK EM |
21 | Buffalo | Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Buffalo is a really stupid word when you look at it. |
22 | Wisconsin | Is Ethan Happ the basketball equivalent of JT Barrett? |
23 | Indiana | IU DOESN'T SUCK? |
24 | Furman | RANK FURMAN YOU COWARDS |
25 | Villanova | welcome back Nova. First 5 out: Nebraska, Maryland, Butler, Miami (FL), Creighton |