Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Michigan | Am i overreacting? Probably. Is this team really fucking good? Yes. |
2 | Gonzaga | Gonzaga, more like Gonziga |
3 | Kansas | Spooky scary stanford |
4 | Virginia | Don't let the fact that i've ranked Virginia 4th distract you from the fact that 16 seed UMBC beat 1 seed Virginia 74-54 in the NCAA tourne |
5 | Duke | anime cartoons |
6 | Nevada | I can't believe Loyola is dead |
7 | Auburn | BASKETBALL SCHOOL |
8 | Tennessee | same |
9 | Texas Tech | I can't explain that |
10 | Florida State | sneaked out a win vs. Purdue |
11 | Kentucky | Still not sold on kentucky |
12 | Wisconsin | why |
13 | Michigan State | when |
14 | Virginia Tech | what |
15 | Kansas State | where |
16 | Ohio State | who |
17 | Buffalo | Biffalo |
18 | North Carolina | what an assblasting lmao |
19 | Iowa | Iowa an apology for being so high on you guys |
20 | Arizona State | pac 12 lol |
21 | Villanova | how'd you guys almost lose to La Salle lmao |
22 | Louisville | FUCK YOU LOUISVILLE FOR TRYING TO STEAL OUR FOOTBALL COACH FUCK YOU GUYS |
23 | Maryland | UMBC beat Virginia, UMD didn't. Therefore UMBC is the superior Maryland basketball team |
24 | Purdue | I can't drop them out, because i'm biased and holy shit this is a rough schedule |
25 | Marquette | nyeh |