Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Kansas | ^1 All time 1-3 vs Iona. Iona can compete with Kansas |
2 | Nevada | ^1 All time Iona is 2-2 vs Nevada and beat them in the Alaska Shootout championship. Iona is better than Nevada |
3 | Michigan | ^1 Iona has Never played Michigan so we are better in a way |
4 | Tennessee | ^3 Iona is 0-2 vs Tennessee but Tennessee lost to Gonzaga who Iona is 2-2 against so we can compete with them |
5 | Gonzaga | -4 All time vs Iona 2-2. Iona is equally as good as Gonzaga |
6 | Duke | -1 Iona is 0-1 vs duke and lost last year in the tournament but then duke lost to Kansas and Iona beat Kansas once so Iona can be better |
7 | Virginia | -1 Iona is 0-1 vs Virginia but Iona has never lost to a 16 seed before |
8 | Auburn | — Iona is 1-1 vs Auburn so we are equal |
9 | Texas Tech | — Iona has never played TTU but NY pizza is better than Tortillas so Iona wins |
10 | Virginia Tech | ^2 Iona has never played VT but VT lost to ODU in football and Iona hasnt lost since 2007 so Iona is better |
11 | Florida State | ^2 Iona is 0-2 vs fsu but is 1-0 vs Florida who beats FSU a lot so we are better |
12 | Buffalo | ^2 Iona is 3-4 vs buffalo but lost to Kentucky who is 0-6 against Iona on opposite day so Iona is better |
13 | Michigan State | ^3 Iona has never played MSU but fuck them Iona is better |
14 | Wisconsin | -3 Iona is 0-1 vs Wisconsin but Wisconsin just lost to Marquette who Iona has beat before so Iona is better |
15 | North Carolina | ^4 Iona is 1-3 vs UNC but Jimmy V used to coach at iona and he used to fuck UNC so Iona is better |
16 | Kentucky | -6 Iona is 6-0 vs Kentucky on opposite day so Iona is better |
17 | St. John's | ^4 Iona is 3-4 vs the storm but they havent mattered in ages so Iona is better |
18 | Arizona State | — Iona is 1-0 vs ASU |
19 | Furman | — Furman is better than Iona |
20 | Villanova | ^2 Villanova is 1-0 vs Iona but they lost to St Johns last year and we already established Iona is better than them |
21 | Marquette | UR Iona beat Marquette in the most recent matchup so Iona is best |
22 | Houston | ^2 Iona didnt have to play at Texas southern when our stadium went under reconstruction. |
23 | Ohio State | UR Iona is 1-2 vs OSU but Michigan owns Ohio on the Undefeated map so Iona is better |
24 | Cincinnati | UR Iona has never played Cincinnati but they are too scared to play us so we are better. Next 5: |
25 | Iowa | -7 Iona has a better name so they win Next 5: KST Maryland Nebraska TCU San Fran |