University of Notre Dame LogoIrishBall's Ballot for Week 6 of 2018-19

Submitted on Monday, December 10, 2018 at 1:24AM EST
RankTeamReason
1 University of Kansas Logo Kansas ^1 All time 1-3 vs Iona. Iona can compete with Kansas
2 University of Nevada, Reno Logo Nevada ^1 All time Iona is 2-2 vs Nevada and beat them in the Alaska Shootout championship. Iona is better than Nevada
3 University of Michigan Logo Michigan ^1 Iona has Never played Michigan so we are better in a way
4 University of Tennessee Logo Tennessee ^3 Iona is 0-2 vs Tennessee but Tennessee lost to Gonzaga who Iona is 2-2 against so we can compete with them
5 Gonzaga University Logo Gonzaga -4 All time vs Iona 2-2. Iona is equally as good as Gonzaga
6 Duke University Logo Duke -1 Iona is 0-1 vs duke and lost last year in the tournament but then duke lost to Kansas and Iona beat Kansas once so Iona can be better
7 University of Virginia Logo Virginia -1 Iona is 0-1 vs Virginia but Iona has never lost to a 16 seed before
8 Auburn University Logo Auburn — Iona is 1-1 vs Auburn so we are equal
9 Texas Tech University Logo Texas Tech — Iona has never played TTU but NY pizza is better than Tortillas so Iona wins
10 Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Logo Virginia Tech ^2 Iona has never played VT but VT lost to ODU in football and Iona hasnt lost since 2007 so Iona is better
11 Florida State University Logo Florida State ^2 Iona is 0-2 vs fsu but is 1-0 vs Florida who beats FSU a lot so we are better
12 University at Buffalo Logo Buffalo ^2 Iona is 3-4 vs buffalo but lost to Kentucky who is 0-6 against Iona on opposite day so Iona is better
13 Michigan State University Logo Michigan State ^3 Iona has never played MSU but fuck them Iona is better
14 University of Wisconsin-Madison Logo Wisconsin -3 Iona is 0-1 vs Wisconsin but Wisconsin just lost to Marquette who Iona has beat before so Iona is better
15 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Logo North Carolina ^4 Iona is 1-3 vs UNC but Jimmy V used to coach at iona and he used to fuck UNC so Iona is better
16 University of Kentucky Logo Kentucky -6 Iona is 6-0 vs Kentucky on opposite day so Iona is better
17 St. John's University Logo St. John's ^4 Iona is 3-4 vs the storm but they havent mattered in ages so Iona is better
18 Arizona State University Logo Arizona State — Iona is 1-0 vs ASU
19 Furman University Logo Furman — Furman is better than Iona
20 Villanova University Logo Villanova ^2 Villanova is 1-0 vs Iona but they lost to St Johns last year and we already established Iona is better than them
21 Marquette University Logo Marquette UR Iona beat Marquette in the most recent matchup so Iona is best
22 University of Houston Logo Houston ^2 Iona didnt have to play at Texas southern when our stadium went under reconstruction.
23 Ohio State University Logo Ohio State UR Iona is 1-2 vs OSU but Michigan owns Ohio on the Undefeated map so Iona is better
24 University of Cincinnati Logo Cincinnati UR Iona has never played Cincinnati but they are too scared to play us so we are better. Next 5:
25 University of Iowa Logo Iowa -7 Iona has a better name so they win Next 5: KST Maryland Nebraska TCU San Fran