Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Michigan | No explanation needed |
2 | Duke | See: Michigan |
3 | Virginia | This team can be #1 once they get some quality wins in ACC play. That Wisconsin win was a great investment though. |
4 | Tennessee | They've looked like a great team this year. Not much more, not much less |
5 | Michigan State | I am a good team and sometimes good teams don't get no respect-Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, I don't get no respect! No respect! No respect at... |
6 | Kansas | Arizona State is ruining their quality loss, so they'll stay put at 5 |
7 | Nevada | They have a legit chance at 34-0 going into the tournament because the MWC is bad. But they'll prolly have 1 loss to UNLV because of course. |
8 | Gonzaga | They seem to be recovering from their 2 game skid, but you're gonna need another quality win to get back in the top 5 |
9 | Texas Tech | 3rd best defense in this milennium? Sign me up. |
10 | Virginia Tech | They would be Top 5 if they closed out vs. Penn State |
11 | Auburn | Murray State was actually a great win. They can coast till mid-January when they play UK |
12 | Florida State | Villanova is trying to kill their quality loss, but the LSU win and being 11-1 keep them alive |
13 | Marquette | The only representative of Big East left because SJU lost. I'm gonna use this slot to vent. That call was bullshit. Now SOS fucks us. Great. |
14 | Ohio State | Who knew Cincy would be a decent win? Who knew Minnesota would be a decent win? Who knew UCLA wouldn't? OSU v. MSU should be fun to watch. |
15 | Kentucky | Shitting on Louisville was a cherry on top of the beating UNC cake. I love it. Just don't lose to Duke by 34 on your next save file. |
16 | Indiana | Idc if this is too high this team is legit |
17 | North Carolina | This team needs to learn consistency. Beating Gonzaga would be so much better if they didn't turn around and lose to Kentucky |
18 | Mississippi State | They have a lot of decent wins, but they need a great win to hit the top 15 |
19 | NC State | Kevin Keatts is a winner |
20 | Wisconsin | Maybe don't lose to WKU? |
21 | Houston | I see 0 in the loss column, I rank. Simple. |
22 | LSU | I am a good team and sometimes good teams don't get no respect-Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, I don't get no respe- I'm not doing this again |
23 | Oklahoma | They've done literally nothing this week, so they stay |
24 | Iowa | I'm not sure how they're still ranked after Oregon shit themselves but I have no better ideas |
25 | San Francisco | The new St. Mary's |