Rank | Team | Reason |
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Virginia is that girl that doesn't quite catch your attention at first, but then you talk to her for a bit and realize she's just perfect. |
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Michigan is that guy you hate because he's just too perfect, but he's also not a bad guy, but you're envy blinds you to that. |
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Duke is that girl that every guy wants to go out with, but she's more interested in school and athletics so you have no shot at getting with |
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Tennessee is that guy that you hang out with a lot, but suddenly then he suddenly becomes popular and leaves you behind for cool new friends |
5 |
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Texas Tech is that girl that has a weird obsession with flour based foods. She seems pretty cool, but shes way more interesting than you. |
6 |
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MSU is that guy that you forget about sometimes, but you see him with the cool kids a lot and realize he's a pretty interesting guy. |
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VT is that girl that you hung out with a lot as kids/shares a lot of the same interests, but you think she's way out of your league now |
8 |
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Gonzaga is that guy you thought was a nerd hanging out with less popular kids, but is actually just a good guy that prefers that company |
9 |
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Kansas is that guy who physically and emotionally bullies the other kids most of the day, but then gets bullied by those same kids at school |
10 |
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Marquette is the quiet one you didn't notice. You still don't. Marquette is you. |
11 |
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Buffalo is a bit of a roamer. |
12 |
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Houston used to be really good at sports and everyone liked them, then they got injured and now are mostly ignored. Maybe they'll return |
13 |
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The guy who skipped all his classes but the teacher passes them anyways because they're the teacher's kid. |
14 |
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The guy who gets punished in place of the teacher's kid because someone has to pay for his cheating. |
15 |
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The girl who goes to the big game and gets amped up to sing the chants but then you realize she doesn't know the words and just screams OOOO |
16 |
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The girl who beat Duke and Nova last year so everyone who envied those two now loves and is secretly rooting for |
17 |
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The guy who likes to talk a big game, but then kinda choked when everyone was watching, but is still pretty good. |
18 |
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The girl who suddenly this year seemed to completely change everything about her and is now really attractive. |
19 |
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The guy who likes to say he's from a farm family that produces a lot of corn, but in reality its his bro that actually farms corn |
20 |
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The brother who lets his bro claim he's a corn farmer because he doesnt really care |
21 |
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The guy who looked really nice when you first saw him, but after talking to him you realize he just isnt as good as you thought |
22 |
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THE guy |
23 |
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The guy who once was pretty cool, but after some stuff happened he secluded himself and isnt really a part of the cool kids any more. |
24 |
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The guy who has a lot of potential but is kind of lazy and ends up wasting it, but you still hope returns to form. |
25 |
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The girl who took a lot of hard classes to look better for colleges and has done well enough in those games to still be considered |