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But could they beat the Sixers? |
2 |
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Fuckin' good ass basketball team and they've shown they don't need to hit threes to win. |
3 |
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Maryland is gonna miss Dez Wells big-time later in the season. |
4 |
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Denzel Valentine is mediocre. |
5 |
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Marcus Paige wouldn't have let UNC lose @ UNI. They need him. |
6 |
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This team is scary good if Self can get Diallo to coexist with Bragg, Ellis, etc. |
7 |
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Buddy Hield needs to work on his jumper. Very good player otherwise. |
8 |
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Grayson Allen has a ridiculously punchable face. |
9 |
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Since Mayor McDreamy left to take over the Bulls, Jay Wright is now the most attractive coach in America. |
10 |
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Tony Bennett is the second most attractive coach in America. |
11 |
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Xavier fucked Dayton in one of the most impressive wins of the week. |
12 |
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They got dem big boys. |
13 |
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Fuckin' 2-3 zone-playin' bitches. |
14 |
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15 |
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Fuckin' nerdz. |
16 |
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I feel like this Miami team could win anywhere from 20-27 games this year and I wouldn't be surprised at either of those extremes. |
17 |
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Danuel House is legit. |
18 |
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19 |
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They win close games and Charles Cooke can light it up. Even with the Sunday loss to Xavier I think they're a top 25 team. |
20 |
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I'm all aboard the Rico Gathers and Taureen Prince hype train. |
21 |
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22 |
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Washpun has range. He can hit from anywhere inside half-court and sometimes beyond it, too. |
23 |
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Press Virginia is Best Virginia (except for Virginia, of course) |
24 |
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25 |
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Their only loss is a 2OT game, and they've beaten a really good UNI team on the road (ask UNC about winning @ UNI). |