marktheshark34's Ballot for Week 4 of 2015-16
Submitted on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 9:49AM EST
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
 Kentucky
|
IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND AND |
| 2 |
Maryland
|
THE CREW ADVANCED TO MLS CUP LAST NIGHT |
| 3 |
Michigan State
|
(WHICH WILL BE HELD IN COLUMBUS) |
| 4 |
Kansas
|
FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I'VE BECOME A SEASON TICKET HOLDER |
| 5 |
Oklahoma
|
ALSO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE |
| 6 |
Villanova
|
THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MOST POWERFUL POWER RANKINGS |
| 7 |
Iowa State
|
IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL |
| 8 |
North Carolina
|
BUT GRANTLAND DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE |
| 9 |
Duke
|
BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T FAIR AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD WEBSITES |
| 10 |
Purdue
|
SO TO RECAP: |
| 11 |
Virginia
|
--I'M BASICALLY ON VACATION FOR THE NEXT 7 MONTHS |
| 12 |
Vanderbilt
|
--THIS IS THE FIRST WEEK THAT IT'S REALLY HIT ME THERE WON'T BE POWER RANKINGS THIS SEASON |
| 13 |
Syracuse
|
--MY TEAM HAD A HISTORIC WIN LAST NIGHT |
| 14 |
Texas A&M
|
--WE JUST HAD A HOLIDAY WEEKEND IN WHICH I GAINED SEVEN POUNDS IN FOUR DAYS |
| 15 |
Cincinnati
|
WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT |
| 16 |
Gonzaga
|
I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT WRITING EXPLANATIONS BECAUSE |
| 17 |
UConn
|
IT'S A MINOR MIRACLE THAT I EVEN SUBMITTED A BALLOT AT ALL THIS WEEK |
| 18 |
Xavier
|
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME |
| 19 |
Providence
|
I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SEVEN-POUND DUMP, GET READY FOR MLS CUP, AND TRY TO FORGET |
| 20 |
Arizona
|
THAT THERE WON'T BE DICK'S DEGREES OF SEPARATION THIS SEASON |
| 21 |
Butler
|
HERE ARE MY NATIONAL PLAYER OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS TO HOLD YOU OVER UNTIL NEXT WEEK |
| 22 |
GW
|
1. KRIS DUNN |
| 23 |
Oregon
|
2. DENZEL VALENTINE |
| 24 |
SMU
|
3. BEN SIMMONS |
| 25 |
West Virginia
|
4. IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE 3 IS WINNING IT |