Virginia Commonwealth University Logomonotonemr's Ballot for Preseason of 2014-15

Submitted on Monday, October 20, 2014 at 4:15PM EDT
RankTeamReason
1 University of Kentucky Logo Kentucky They're pretty good.
2 University of Wisconsin-Madison Logo Wisconsin Bo "Nosferatu was my father" Ryan
3 University of Arizona Logo Arizona I like Sean.
4 Duke University Logo Duke Fuck em
5 University of Kansas Logo Kansas Fuck em too
6 University of Louisville Logo Louisville Pitino looks like a mobster
7 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Logo North Carolina Roy's their boy
8 Wichita State University Logo Wichita State Cleanthony will be missed
9 Iowa State University Logo Iowa State Niang is hungry
10 University of Florida Logo Florida Shaka was Billy's apprentice
11 Villanova University Logo Villanova Ehh
12 University of Connecticut Logo UConn Terry Larrier is ours!
13 University of Texas at Austin Logo Texas Justin Bieber does not help recruiting
14 University of Virginia Logo Virginia
15 San Diego State University Logo San Diego State Steve Fisher still coaches?
16 Virginia Commonwealth University Logo VCU We're the best
17 Southern Methodist University Logo SMU Biggest snub last year.
18 University of Oklahoma Logo Oklahoma Boomer Sooner
19 University of Michigan Logo Michigan They gave me PTSD
20 Gonzaga University Logo Gonzaga Zags gonna Zag
21 University of Nebraska-Lincoln Logo Nebraska Nebrasketball
22 Stanford University Logo Stanford That team is probably smarter than I'll ever be
23 University of Dayton Logo Dayton Archie is better than Sean
24 University of Minnesota Logo Minnesota I imagine Richard is the Al Pacino to Rick's Marlon Brando
25 George Washington University Logo GW So many people are sleeping on them