/r/CollegeBasketball Poll

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Villanova	All these explanations will be quotes from Christmas Vacation. This is a real nice surprise. Just a real nice surprise.
2	Michigan State	Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
3	Duke	Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.
4	Arizona State	If this turkey looks half as good as it looks, we're in for a real treat!
5	Texas A&M	I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
6	Virginia	You wanna hurry this up Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
7	West Virginia	You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
8	Oklahoma	It just wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any hooter than they-HOTTER than they are.
9	Xavier	Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
10	TCU	Later dudes. Let er rip, hang 10.
11	Wichita State	Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.
12	Purdue	Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
13	Kansas	Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas.
14	North Carolina	Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
15	Arizona	If that thing had nine lives it just spent em all.
16	Kentucky	Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! And why is the carpet all wet TODD! I DON'T KNOW MARGO!
17	Tennessee	Our holidays were always such a mess. How'd you get through it? I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
18	Miami (FL)	If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.
19	Texas Tech	Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
20	Seton Hall	The little lights... they aren't twinkling.
21	Cincinnati	That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you...
22	Arkansas	Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things. Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol.
23	Creighton	WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
24	Gonzaga	We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
25	Clemson	MERRY CHRISTMAS! Shitter was full!

gogglesup859's Ballot for Week 8 of 2017-18