Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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this team is terrifying |
2 |
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idk where these guys came from but i like what they're doing |
3 |
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still think this team is one of the best in the nation |
4 |
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lol y'all don't get to move up for barely beating fucking loyola marymount |
5 |
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you listened to me, proud of u |
6 |
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x is such a cool letter, why don't we use it more |
7 |
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excellent win, less excellent loss |
8 |
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so these guys might be kinda decent |
9 |
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how the hell is this the first sweep in the bill self era |
10 |
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you were supposed to be a shining example of winning, goddamnit |
11 |
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purdon't fucking lose again |
12 |
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hahahahaha more like moneyzona wow this joke gets funnier every time |
13 |
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protip: losing will hurt your ranking |
14 |
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oh hey you stopped losing |
15 |
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at least you gave up a *nice* amount of points |
16 |
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oh apparently this is one of those stretches where nobody wanted to win |
17 |
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wait nevermind |
18 |
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it has been reported that this is a team that plays basketball |
19 |
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stop losing |
20 |
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this team will either win it all or lose to a 12 seed in the stupidest way |
21 |
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21-24 this week is a selection of mid-major teams that i think, should they make the tourney, have great upset potential |
22 |
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now, you may be wondering, what about 25? it's there, is it not? |
23 |
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apparently if i were to rank pepperdine or chicago state i'd get in trouble, so in lieu of doing that, i've elected to drop SMC |
24 |
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to escape a 6-25 team by three points on the back of an egregious shot clock error (among other fun shit) absolutely warrants a fall, imo |
25 |
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this team best get their shit together because i doubt they'll get bailed out like that again (yes, i'm angry, why do you ask?) |