/r/CollegeBasketball Poll

nontoaster's Ballot for Preseason of 2018-19

Submitted on Sunday, October 21, 2018 at 2:56PM EDT

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Villanova	They won last year, it's a preseason poll, end of story. Rest of the teams have explanations as to why I think coach is a dog/cat person.
2	Kansas	Bill Self - dog person. No real reason, just looks like it. Has also said in the past he looks for 'dogs' when he recruits.
3	Kentucky	Coach Cal - dog person. Italian descent and looks like he's got a big ol dog waiting to fuck you up.
4	Duke	Coach K - cat person. Next.
5	Tennessee	Rick Barnes - cat person. Actually, looks like he never had big pets growing up, like he had a hamster or turtle or something. Unfortunate.
6	Gonzaga	Mark Few - neither. That alien wants no pets, take that to the bank.
7	North Carolina	Roy Williams - dog person. Ol Roy looks like he had the nicest dog on the block that all the kids loved to walk by.
8	Virginia	Tony Bennett - cat person. Not just a regular cat tho. Tony's got the chillest cat in the land, with a dope name like Smokey or something.
9	Nevada	Eric Musselman - dog person. The shirtless wonder better have gotten his kids a dog anyway.
10	Kansas State	Bruce Weber - cat person. Too perfectly silver to have dogs.
11	Auburn	Bruce Pearl - dog person. I'd bet he'd have the best behaved dog of the bunch.
12	Syracuse	Jim Boeheim - dog person. Though he'd def know where a cat is with his... heightened hearing.
13	Michigan State	Tom Izzo - cat person. Might even be Grumpy Cat's owner.
14	Oregon	Dana Altman - dog person. Probably like a shih tzu or a chihuahua though.
15	LSU	Will Wade - can't tell. Can't see a thing behind these eyes tbh https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/844875244741419009/oQdO67Ks_400x400.jpg
16	Michigan	John Beilein - dog person. Looks like he owns the most content old boye/girle with the floppiest ears.
17	Virginia Tech	Buzz Williams - dog person. Too dapper and eccentric to be a cat person. (Dog would never be as cool as Frank Beamer's dog Hank though.)
18	Florida State	Leonard Hamilton - cat person. Just google his name and go to images and look at his various faces.
19	Washington	Mike Hopkins - dog person. I got no read on the guy so just a hunch.
20	West Virginia	Bob Huggins - dog person. Biggest dog person of the bunch, easy. Would own multiple border collies or aussie shepherds or other floofs.
21	Cincinnati	Mick Cronin - cat person. Fly like Buzz, but looks too impatient to own dogs.
22	Mississippi State	Ben Howland - dog person. Fittingly enough, I'd bet good money he owns a bulldog.
23	UCLA	Steve Alford - cat person. Couldn't coach a dog to pee outside.
24	Maryland	Mark Turgeon - see Rick Barnes
25	Indiana	Reminder that UofA might be worse than ASU this year