SpadeRyker's Ballot for Week 3 of 2018-19
Submitted on Sunday, November 18, 2018 at 11:54PM EST
FYI: This is a provisional ballot. It does not count towards this poll's results.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
 Duke
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Zionism(n.)-a movement for the re-establishment, development and protection of a bandwagoner nation in what is now Cameron indoor stadium. |
| 2 |
Kansas
|
Look at all these chickens. |
| 3 |
Virginia
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Will this immovable wall defeat the unstoppable force? No. |
| 4 |
Gonzaga
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I always thought Gonzaga was a Top 4 name. |
| 5 |
North Carolina
|
Deuteronomy 29:23 (good team, but I don’t much like y’all chapel hellion varmints) |
| 6 |
Auburn
|
I don’t like you, but damn do I respect you. Now go win the SEC son |
| 7 |
Tennessee
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Ok yes that GT game was ugly, but did you hear what Auburn said? They talkin’ mad trash. You need to go win the SEC this year and shut em up |
| 8 |
Nevada
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Wolfpack>Wolf Pack (you lookin good though) |
| 9 |
Michigan
|
The Nova win looks a bit less impressive after the recent crusade but still to dismantle the national champs is no easy feat. Congrats. |
| 10 |
Kentucky
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Let's be real, the other SEC teams are temporary, you are eternal. The SEC is yours by blue blood rights. Now go take it. Again. |
| 11 |
Wisconsin
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Wisconsin, more like Winsconsin. |
| 12 |
Michigan State
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Much like the actual Spartans I respect and admire you but likely overrate you. Also like the Spartans I would hate to live in your city. |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech
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*Gobbles ascendingly* |
| 14 |
Kansas State
|
KD could in fact win with these cats. And they probably need him if their offensive problems are going to get any better. |
| 15 |
Florida State
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| 16 |
UCLA
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| 17 |
Clemson
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| 18 |
NC State
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THE STRENGTH OF THE PACK IS THE WOLF AND THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PA-*COUGH* oops choked at the end there hopefully wont happen AGAIN |
| 19 |
Iowa
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The weak should fear the strong |
| 20 |
Mississippi State
|
Clanga? Clanga. |
| 21 |
Buffalo
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| 22 |
Nebraska
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| 23 |
Ohio State
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| 24 |
Purdue
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Best bar graphs in the top 25 |
| 25 |
Oregon
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