St. Johnzjl539's Ballot for Week 9 of 2018-19

Submitted on Sunday, December 30, 2018 at 11:49PM EST
RankTeamReason
1 University of Michigan Logo Michigan No explanation needed
2 Duke University Logo Duke See: Michigan
3 University of Virginia Logo Virginia This team can be #1 once they get some quality wins in ACC play. That Wisconsin win was a great investment though.
4 University of Tennessee Logo Tennessee They've looked like a great team this year. Not much more, not much less
5 Michigan State University Logo Michigan State I am a good team and sometimes good teams don't get no respect-Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, I don't get no respect! No respect! No respect at...
6 University of Kansas Logo Kansas Arizona State is ruining their quality loss, so they'll stay put at 5
7 University of Nevada, Reno Logo Nevada They have a legit chance at 34-0 going into the tournament because the MWC is bad. But they'll prolly have 1 loss to UNLV because of course.
8 Gonzaga University Logo Gonzaga They seem to be recovering from their 2 game skid, but you're gonna need another quality win to get back in the top 5
9 Texas Tech University Logo Texas Tech 3rd best defense in this milennium? Sign me up.
10 Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Logo Virginia Tech They would be Top 5 if they closed out vs. Penn State
11 Auburn University Logo Auburn Murray State was actually a great win. They can coast till mid-January when they play UK
12 Florida State University Logo Florida State Villanova is trying to kill their quality loss, but the LSU win and being 11-1 keep them alive
13 Marquette University Logo Marquette The only representative of Big East left because SJU lost. I'm gonna use this slot to vent. That call was bullshit. Now SOS fucks us. Great.
14 Ohio State University Logo Ohio State Who knew Cincy would be a decent win? Who knew Minnesota would be a decent win? Who knew UCLA wouldn't? OSU v. MSU should be fun to watch.
15 University of Kentucky Logo Kentucky Shitting on Louisville was a cherry on top of the beating UNC cake. I love it. Just don't lose to Duke by 34 on your next save file.
16 Indiana University Bloomington Logo Indiana Idc if this is too high this team is legit
17 University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Logo North Carolina This team needs to learn consistency. Beating Gonzaga would be so much better if they didn't turn around and lose to Kentucky
18 Mississippi State University Logo Mississippi State They have a lot of decent wins, but they need a great win to hit the top 15
19 North Carolina State University Logo NC State Kevin Keatts is a winner
20 University of Wisconsin-Madison Logo Wisconsin Maybe don't lose to WKU?
21 University of Houston Logo Houston I see 0 in the loss column, I rank. Simple.
22 Louisiana State University Logo LSU I am a good team and sometimes good teams don't get no respect-Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, I don't get no respe- I'm not doing this again
23 University of Oklahoma Logo Oklahoma They've done literally nothing this week, so they stay
24 University of Iowa Logo Iowa I'm not sure how they're still ranked after Oregon shit themselves but I have no better ideas
25 University of San Francisco Logo San Francisco The new St. Mary's